The legendary game pitch has finally become a game.

Play as the Forest Elves, the Palace Guard, or the Villain in a first-person action RPG where every faction has its own campaign, enemies, allies, and reasons to rob corovans.

Fight through dense forests. Defend the palace. Trade, loot, spy, sabotage, lose limbs, lose an eye, and keep going anyway. Your injuries matter. Your choices matter. And yes, the corpses are 3D.

Inspired by the infamous Russian game-design letter that became a meme more than twenty years ago, Corovans takes the original pitch completely seriously—and builds the game it asked for.

Three factions. Three campaigns. First-person combat. Inventory and trading. Spies and partisans. Persistent injuries. Save/load. Wooden houses in the forest.

You can rob corovans.

At last.